J Anthony Brown Top 10 – Trump Paper Towels

  1. Just like the president, they suck…… up everything!
  2. Don’t let nobody tell you these paper towels ain’t shit.
  3. They can be full of shit in no time…… just like him.
  4. Now you can do something you’ve always wanted to do…… wipe your ass with Trump.
  5. Make your ass happy.
  6. Holy Shit they’re soft!
  7. Who says America ain’t shit!?
  8. Trump Paper Towels… Our slogan is, “We are going to clean this shit up!”
  9. No one takes your shit like Trump Paper Towels.
  10. If you are tired of taking shit…….. let Trump Paper Towels do it!